You can’t make this stuff up.
I went to the seasonal pancake house yesterday with the Youth Group and various other pancake lovers. While finishing up our pancakes, one of the waitresses was alerted to the wasp that was buzzing around the room. (I would guess they live in the wood paneling and wake up when the restaurant opens.) The waitress disappeared for a brief moment, only to reappear armed with a hand vac. Wielding it like a gunslinger from the Wild West, she proceeded to suck up the wasp. Several others were pointed out to her and she quickly met the challenge, climbing over the backs of booths to reach her targets.
I kept waiting for Candid Camera to show up.
Someday I am going to write all this into a sitcom and become a millionaire. You can’t make this stuff up.